Jab vo haste hai to raha nahi jata,
Jab vo rote h to saha nahi jata,
Ji chahta ke gale se laga lu,
Par jab vo paas hote hai to kuch kaha bhi nahi jata.

Aag roshni deti hain,
Aur Jalna jameen ko padta,
Mohabbat nigahe karti hai,
Aur tadpna dil ko padta hai.

Doctor: Bolo kya bimari hai?

Patient : Bahut Neend Aati hai. Soti Rahti hoon.

Doctor : Kaunsa Mobile use Karti ho?

Patient : Nokia 1100!

Doctor : Ek Smart Phone Likh Ke deta hu, usme Jio Sim daal ke Facebook, Whatsapp install kar Lena, Sab Theek ho Jaega...

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Nadi jab kinara chod deti hai,
tab raah ki chattan tak tod deti hai,
baat choti si bhi agar chubh jae dil me,
to jindgi ke raasto ko mod deti hai.

8 baatein 8 baaton ko khatm kar deti hain

1. Sorry - Galti Ko

2. Dukh - Zindagi Ko

3. Gussa - Rishte Ko

4. Jhooth - Vishwas Ko

5. Saath - Gham Ko

6. Dhokha - Pyaar Ko

7. Facebook - Career Ko

8. Watsapp - Time Ko

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